My boyfriend keeps telling me I’ve got to own things. So, first I bought this car. And then he told me I oughta get a house. ‘Why a house?’ ‘Well, you gotta have a place to park the car.’
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
I think we have to act like stars because it is expected of us. So we drive our big cars and live in our smart houses.
I would have probably stolen cars – it would have given me the same adrenaline rush as racing.
I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I’m the only one moving.