For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier… I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.
Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.
How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?
I binge when I’m happy. When everything is going really well, every day is like I’m at a birthday party.