I’m not afraid of aging.
There’s no such thing as old age, there is only sorrow.
Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
I don’t want to fight aging; I want to take good care of myself, but plastic surgery and all that? I’m not interested.
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.